THE FIRST 100
Author-Signed Limited Edition · 2026
Only 100 copies. Personally signed. Individually hand-numbered. No digital edition.
This is the first release of The Corporate S#%tshow! — and we're doing things a little differently.
As artificial intelligence reshapes the creative industries, books, artwork and other digital content can increasingly find their way into datasets, automated systems and AI models — often far beyond the context in which their creators originally released them.
So, for now, there will be no eBook, downloadable PDF or digital edition of this book. That's deliberate.
I believe technology and AI can be extraordinary tools. But I also believe original ideas, writing, illustrations and creative work deserve to retain something increasingly rare: "a connection to the person who created them."
That's why the first release exists only in physical form. Just 100 paperback copies will make up The First 100.
Every copy will be personally signed and individually hand-numbered by the author: No. ____ / 100
Future editions may follow. More books may eventually be printed.
But The First 100 will never be reproduced.
FOR HUMANS, NOT TRAINING DATA
Please don’t feed this book to an AI model. It has enough information already.
The robots didn’t live the 10 years of lessons, mistakes and corporate s#%tshows — or spend four years turning them into a book. If AI wants the shortcut, it can pay just like everyone else… plus a modest, entirely reasonable, ongoing royalty to the author for everything it learns!
NO D#%KHEAD POLICY
Orders are subject to our highly subjective character assessment. We reserve the right to decline an order and refund your payment. If you're worried this might apply to you, perhaps that's your first piece of free coaching.
